“Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great. You have no power over me!”
is this masturbation?
we’re supposed to be making koi fish in art class but instead of doing that my table made a penis and here’s me posing with it
From the Parenting Fail Collection